cadaverkeys:

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

minim-calibre:

I tend to avoid armchair diagnosing celebrities with things, as they are strangers, I don’t know them, and it’s honestly weird to me when people DO do that, but occasionally, this quote from a 2022 Christian Bale interview pops into my head…

When I went through years where I wasn’t getting work, there were times when, you know, I was looking through like, “Oh, what’s my insurance policy, because the tree just fell from the neighbor’s yard?” And I was like, “I can’t read that.” But I went, “I will become a character who loves nothing more in life than reading insurance policies.” And I read it back to front, and then I called my State Farm representative and I went through it, and they were exhausted. They said, “We’ve never had anybody be this thorough with anything.”

…and I’m just…“dude, that is not neurotypical behavior, but also, interesting strategy.”

(via linguisticparadox)

wheeled-jack:

pitbolshevik:

this collar isnt a sex thing it’s so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

The scientists studying me is definitely a sex thing though.

(via beastboydeluxe)

exercuted:

Idk who needs this but here you go ♥️♥️♥️

(via and-knowing-is-half-the-battle)

tench:

Co-star trying to promote vore to me

carfuckerlynch:

being hot isn’t about having a symmetrical face or being skinny or whatever. being hot is about being TRANSSEXUAL, having BAD JOINTS, making BAGELS, and wearing WEIRD CLOTHES

(via ragsy)

elektrakute:

television graveyard (art by @cybervoidgirl on Twitter)

(via spitblaze)

madejsbian:

madejsbian:

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

ten year old me after seeing the grainiest picture imaginable of a figure in a cemetery:

(via anabundanceofclaimedusernames)

toasty-cowboy:

This is essentially their dynamic summarized

soulspark:

(via jadeykitties)

actuallyapathy:

swampthingy:

(via sctir)

tinycowboyart:

Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose